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Video Game Advisor Is Your New Favourite Source Of Wisdom

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Video games can be deep.

Like many other forms of entertainment, just as you've unplugged your brain and began to ease into a pit of relaxation, they sneak up alongside you and smack you between the eyes with a big fat wisdom bomb. 

Or, they do something like this... 

Well thanks, confusingly sexual naked cat lady.

This is just one of the many segments of video game wisdom collected together by our new favourite Twitter account, Video Game Advisor

Purporting to offer "Sage advice from the world's most trusted source: video games", it's the humorous blast of nostalgia you've been needing in your Twitter feed. 

Here are some of its best proverbs to date.

[Via: Kotaku]

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