"What do you mean, I've got an Uber rider rating?"
You've clearly not seen our guide to tracking down that most niche of personal scores, more valuable than your credit rating or Candy Crush personal best.
Just as you're able to rate Uber drivers, drivers in turn are able to rate you - having a significant impact on your ability to order a cab on a busy, breezy Friday night.
Late to your requested pickup point? Abusive over their radio selection? That Kebab you vomited all over their leather seats? It could all count against you.
Business Insider asked Uber drivers for tips on how to improve your driving rating. Good luck climbing back into the four-star club.