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This Game of Thrones Pinball Machine Makes The Iron Throne Look Rubbish


You know that £5,195 that's been burning a hole in your back pocket? We've found the perfect object of lust to spend it on.

This is the Game of Thrones pinball machine - a creation of paddle wizards Stern Pinball. 

Three models have been created for HBO's show, each of them featuring an animated, interactive dragon that roars, flies, and breathes fire through an all-LED lit playfield. 


It's not just a set of neat stickers and artwork though, as the product details explain:

  • Players can slam the ball into the Battering Ram, attempting to break down the Castle Doors and grab features such as Super Jackpots, Wild Fire, and Playfield Score Multipliers
  • The animated mechanical Sword of Multiball holds back reinforcements until it’s time to attack
  • A bank of three Drop-Targets lights the Lord of Light Lanes to protect against side drains and awards other progressive features
  • A Kickback fires the ball in anger when struck

No, you almost certainly don't have room for a £5,195 pinball machine in your living room - but that doesn't mean you don't still want one, does it?

And if you do persuade your other half that extension is a great idea, you can pick up one of these awesome machines here.




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