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Westboro Baptist Church Now (Sort Of) Supports Gay Marriage In The Angriest Way Possible

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You’ll have probably heard of Kim Davis by now – the God-fearing county clerk from Kentucky who was jailed for refusing to provide couples with marriage licenses based on her religion, due to her opposition of gay marriage being made legal in the state.

Even the Pope himself had to go and have a word with her, but it didn’t do much to sway her.

Now she’s fired up an unlikely opponent. The Westboro Baptist Church (you know the ones who picket dead soldiers funerals, brainwash their kids and generally antagonise well-balanced society) have announced that they’ll be protesting outside Kim Davis’ Rowan County courthouse.

The WBC argues that Kim is an adulterer because she’s been married four times, which is just as bad as gay marriage in their eyes.

If Kim Davis received mercy from God and grace, as she claims, she would, with all due haste put her sin away.

 

She would mourn for her sins, and in a show of great mercy, she would be busy apologising to the fags for enabling them, and she would, with all diligence, give those perverts a marriage license. 

 

Kim Davis has decided that her adultery is less sin, than the sin of the sodomites.

We’re not saying it makes any sense, but they essentially told Kim to deal with it, adding:

The Supreme Court, in the providence of God, and for the punishment of this nation, has declared that same-sex marriage IS the law of Doomed USA. So DO IT!!

 

You asked for it, you begged for it by your disobedience and refusal to receive correction or instruction, so take it and like it!

In a roundabout way, by condemning Kim for being a ‘lukewarm’ Christian, they’ve uncharacteristically supported gay marriage.

More to the point Kim, if even The Westboro Baptist Church doesn’t agree with you, it’s probably time to sort your shit out. 


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