Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

Dragon-slaying politician releases the daftest campaign video ever

2.jpg
1.jpg

Canadian? Old enough to vote? Worried about Dragons? Need a politician able to fire laser beams and thwart any future alien invasions? Perturbed by increasing university tuition fees? If so, elect this man right now.

Don’t contemplate, just do it - but watch his excellent campaign video first.

Quite simply one of the maddest we’ve ever laid eyes on, WYATT SCOTT FOR PARLIAMENT (because that's how he'd say it) is a feast for the senses: is starts out like any other clichéd electoral video would as he rides atop a Canadian goose (boring) – and then it happens, he plunges down from the heavens with a massive sword, anime style, and lands on a dragon. 

From there, he proceeds to do very odd things such as growing a three-day beard with a quick shake of the head, high-five aliens and generally appear to be the most awesome man who ever lived. Importantly, amidst all this he also talks about some of the real issues facing Canadians right now, and doesn’t even wear a tie, the absolute maverick.

Surely he's got to win. Who’d want to debate reforms with him over tax and budget cuts with this guy? The man just killed a 20-foot mythical beast for goodness sake! Jeremy Corbyn could barely harass a mouse.

Wyatt Scott for President of Earth, 2018, you heard it here first.

Related

1.jpg

Who said it: Donald Trump or Mr Burns?

Budapest.JPG

8 Times Politicians Made Everybody Else Look Smarter

trump1.jpg

The Donald Trump & Back to the Future mashup you've been waiting for

KIM.jpg

Kim Jong-Un Is Threatening To Kill Everybody In America (Again)

rexfeatures_125355i.jpg

Which Nation Will Bring About The Apocalypse?

DJ2.jpg

DJ Goes Grade 10 Bonkers At A Small Gig

Comments

More

This incredible LEGO train set will make you feel like a kid again

Time to dig out your old train set from the loft

by Dave Fawbert
18 Jan 2017

Trump is using Facebook ads to beg people to go to his inauguration

Sad!

by Dave Fawbert
18 Jan 2017

20 Best Dystopian Novels

Welcome to a dark new world

by Dave Fawbert
18 Jan 2017

'Rings of steel' set up to stop terror attack at Trump inauguration

The potential for violence is high

by Emily Badiozzaman
17 Jan 2017

Just 13 reptiles that look like Michael Gove

Gove. Reptile. But can you tell them apart?

by Dave Fawbert
17 Jan 2017

Here's everything we know about missing flight MH370

With the underwater search for the lost plane now suspended, we take a look at what is clear

by Ryan Young
17 Jan 2017

A quarter of men cry after performance reviews

And Millennials are sensitive too

17 Jan 2017

New research finds your daily coffee habit is seriously good for you

Mo' coffee mo' lifespan

by Jamie Carson
17 Jan 2017

This Scottish newspaper just destroyed Donald Trump's inauguration

Need some ice, Donny?

by Emily Badiozzaman
16 Jan 2017

These 8 men are richer than the poorest half of the world

The richest bunch from the 1%

by Emily Badiozzaman
16 Jan 2017