The Twitter Index
The Twitter Index
Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)
October 28th, 2013
Falling: Garden Furniture
THE STORM HAS HIT LONDON HELP! pic.twitter.com/nL9u0HY8H4THE STORM HAS HIT LONDON HELP! pic.twitter.com/nL9u0HY8H4- Justin Bieber (@biebersbrows) October 27, 2013October 27, 2013
Carnage across the UK due to the 'storm' pic.twitter.com/3nE1cNo8tuCarnage across the UK due to the 'storm' pic.twitter.com/3nE1cNo8tu- Dazza (@Dazz_stance) October 28, 2013October 28, 2013
October 25th, 2013
Rising: @jamesblunt
James blunt is a complete and utter tosspotJames blunt is a complete and utter tosspot- 19 Days.... (@pottypoo) October 19, 2013October 19, 2013
October 24th, 2013
Falling: Q&A Fails
Harry Redknapp is a fucking bellend.Harry Redknapp is a fucking bellend.- The First (@CharmzzTheFirst) October 19, 2013October 19, 2013
October 22nd, 2013
Rising: @everyword
October 18th, 2013
Rising: @Grand_designz
Get exclusive shortlists, celebrity interviews and the best deals on the products you care about, straight to your inbox.
October 16th, 2013
Rising: Pink skies
the sky is really pink and light blue and pretty it looks like a bath with a dissolved bath bomb in itthe sky is really pink and light blue and pretty it looks like a bath with a dissolved bath bomb in it- els (@lightsxber) October 16, 2013October 16, 2013
Pink sky in the morning Shepard's warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ pic.twitter.com/mUgVlBb7O8Pink sky in the morning Shepard's warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ pic.twitter.com/mUgVlBb7O8- ellie aucott (@ellllxxx) October 16, 2013October 16, 2013
Everyone is saying the sky is pink but where I live its fucking greyEveryone is saying the sky is pink but where I live its fucking grey- rocio. (@Stratfordsgangs) October 16, 2013October 16, 2013
OK WE GET IT THE SKY IS FUCKING PINKOK WE GET IT THE SKY IS FUCKING PINK- dom (@likedxm) October 16, 2013October 16, 2013
Lets all have a fat wank over the pink sky why don't weLets all have a fat wank over the pink sky why don't we- ViED (@Alexvi3d) October 16, 2013October 16, 2013
October 15th, 2013
Flatlining: Passion
I am passionate about holiday leftoversI am passionate about holiday leftovers- alora (@alora14o) October 14, 2013October 14, 2013
Everything I do, I'm passionate about.Everything I do, I'm passionate about.- Natrium Spiro Kalium (@19946DresdenSt) October 14, 2013October 14, 2013
I'm good at a lot of things but passionate about nothingI'm good at a lot of things but passionate about nothing- Santiago (@obiEscobar) July 10, 2013July 10, 2013
October 11th, 2013
Rising: @SwearingClock
Half 11 you arseholesHalf 11 you arseholes- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 11, 2013September 11, 2013
5 to 3 you cocks5 to 3 you cocks- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 13, 2013September 13, 2013
Half 12 you titHalf 12 you tit- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 15, 2013September 15, 2013
10 am you twats10 am you twats- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 25, 2013September 25, 2013
Cold and Cloudy you bell ends highs of 18 fucking degreesCold and Cloudy you bell ends highs of 18 fucking degrees- THE BASTARD WEATHER (@SwearingWeather) October 1, 2013October 1, 2013

As Content Director of Shortlist, Marc likes nothing more than to compile endless lists of an evening by candlelight. He started out life as a movie writer for numerous (now defunct) magazines and soon found himself online - editing a gaggle of gadget sites, including TechRadar, Digital Camera World and Tom's Guide UK. At Shortlist you'll find him mostly writing about movies and tech, so no change there then.