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27 Tweets that perfectly describe God designing animals

When you think about it, there really are some crazy animals out there. Just spend a day watching nothing but Attenborough documentaries and you'll be terrified to leave your house again, such is the vast array of bizarre creatures that surround us on this planet.

But then, imagine there's a higher power, God himself, sat up there at the dawn of creation, populating the earth with lots of different animals.

Frankly, after the first few hundred, you'd probably get a bit bored and start messing around. And that's exactly what these superb Tweets, compiled by Samantha Lake, imagine... I mean, just what was he thinking with the jellyfish?

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