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Don't care about Star Wars? Here's a blaggers guide to talking about it like you do

Amid the high-pitched hysteria around The Force Awakens, it's all too easy to forget that some people don't feel remotely excited about the return of the Star Wars world. These people may be a minority but, like all minorities, they deserve to be heard. We've written an easy-to-memorise guide for anyone who doesn't want to be left out of office conversations but wouldn't know a Wookiee if they woke up on top of one. Here's how to respond if you are confronted with any of the following sentences.

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