Some would have it that Hollywood distorts life by offering up an airbrushed and impossibly idealized version of reality.
These people have obviously never seen some of the hairstyles this motley crew have been forced to endure, all in the name of cinema.
So, with a heavy heart and fulsome apologies for the absurd spectacle that follows, we offer for you the 50 worst haircuts in the history of moving pictures.
Are there any we’ve missed? You can have your tuppence worth below the line. Don’t get mad, get typing…
(Images: All Star)