There are two wildly different routes an A-list celebrity’s face can take through the passage of time.
They either spend their riches on beauty-clinging plastic surgeries, each one more botched than the last, until they ultimately become a Google Image Search curiosity for bored teenagers at the age of 35.
Or, perhaps because of some Faustian pact, they manage to defy biology itself and retain their money-spinning mugs deep into adulthood. Some of them even appear to age backwards.
Don't believe us? Then just take a look a look some of the actual vampires that are creeping the streets of Hollywood in 2016...