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Beatboxing, zero divided by zero and 10 other things that makes Siri lose her mind

Twitter has gone collectively wild over the revelation of another of Siri's many talents this week: beatboxing.

Asking your ever-helpful digital assistant to lay down some beats results in... well, we won't spoil it, but give it a try. Meanwhile, it also turns out that she finally knows the secret of just what it is that the fox says.

Check out these twelve things that’ll turn Siri into a sarcastic heckler destroyer.

  • Beatboxing, zero divided by zero and 10 other things that makes Siri lose her mind

    The question of all questions

    If you ask Siri this you'll be greeted by the drawn out and ultimately soul-crushing response of:

    “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
     

  • Beatboxing, zero divided by zero and 10 other things that makes Siri lose her mind 1

    Well read Siri

    It's a reference from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, but you knew that

  • Beatboxing, zero divided by zero and 10 other things that makes Siri lose her mind 2

    Responsible Siri

    Siri gets all cautious (and rightly so) when you tell her you're drunk.