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Tickle Me Elmo without fur is absolutely harrowing

Pure nightmare fuel

Tickle Me Elmo without fur is absolutely harrowing
13 April 2017

Tickle Me Elmo. Have you seen one? They’re glorious – all fluffy and cute and Elmo. Look:

What fun! You tickle Elmo’s stomach and he laughs! Endless fun!

I mean, in reality, it’s probably about ten minutes worth of fun – bit of a one-trick pony, old Elmo, actually. But still, the fact remains that he’s very cute and cuddly.

BUT THERE IS A NIGHTMARE WAITING AROUND THE CORNER.

Some howling mad scientist has removed all of Elmo’s fur, yet kept him alive. Some tortorous sadist in a dingy lab somewhere has skinned a poor muppet whilst he was still breathing. And then they have tickled his innards.

Seriously, this is NSFL – watch at your peril:

OH GOD, it's been etched into my skull forever. Even when I close my eyes, I can see it. I have accepted I will never sleep again.

HELP ME I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT WHAT IS HAPPENING.