It's okay, we won't tell anyone you're here.
They don't have to know about that £500 Warhammer collection you've got stored up in the loft, nor will we reveal where you go after work on the first Thursday of every month.
Some people just don't understand the thrill of real-time strategy games: the pleasure of unleashing a well-planned attack with all the finesse of a finely-tuned chess play. They won't be able to comprehend the significance that is Total War's recreation of this pastime in an all-encompassing video game experience. No more expensive model purchases or awkward drinks with the Games Workshop crowd - just all out carnage on a digital platform.
You can get a taste of the new Warhammer title in the new trailer below.