There's always one. One mate who takes a simple game of Mario Kart far, far too seriously. Who unleashes a saliva-filled bellow upon crossing the line, thus ending your friendship for the evening. And now that someone has the perfect character choice: Luigi.
In the past few days, players of the highly-praised Mario Kart 8 have been collecting a series of damning replays that suggest the green-clad plumber is tired of playing second fiddle to Mario.
Whether passing you on the line or ending your run with a well-placed shell, Luigi's demeanour sends one simple message: This isn't a game.