Mumbai, India, has just banned selfie sticks from 16 public areas after the narcissistic poles resulted in 19 deaths in 2014.
They'll probably arrest you on sight for brandishing one of these monsters.
Mercifully, the MacBook selfie stick is a joke - a cutting satire of millennial obsession with capturing their own image, rather than asking another human to take the snap for them.
And seriously, stop taking photos with your iPad. If you really need it that much, we'll take your photo with our phone and email it to you.