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10 things you should never Google (according to Reddit)

Remember the first time you ever encountered Google?

Way back in the mists of the late Nineties, that horizon-expanding moment when you realised you could look anything up - swiftly followed by a brain melt down when you realised you had nothing you really wanted to look up.

The following topics are sort of thing your mate Steve (everyone has a mate called Steve, right?) would suggest "for the laughs". Compiled under an Ask Reddit conversation of 'What shouldn't you Google', these are the deeply disturbing topics that you will immediately regret hitting 'Search' on.

Seriously, don't do it. Some of these images and details may scar you for life. Or until Sunday, at the very least. 

  • 10 things you should never Google (according to Reddit)

    Fournier

    "What could be so bad about Fournier?... oh LORD."

  • 10 things you should never Google (according to Reddit) 1

    Mouth larva

    Step one: bunch your hand into a fist.

    Step two: insert it into your mouth in horror.

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    Degloving

    Just in case you needed convincing that male jewellery was a bad idea.

  • 10 things you should never Google (according to Reddit) 3

    Krokodil

    It might sound like a character from the Marvel canon, but it's won't be appearing in the Avengers

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    Porn

    Sound advice.

  • 10 things you should never Google (according to Reddit) 5

    STD

    That's a search term you don't want to shorten in a hurry. 

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    Calculus Bridge

    Nope. Nothing to do with maths. Unless X=disgusting.

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    Harlequin ichthyosis

    Your eyes can't un-see that kind of thing.

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    Blue waffle

    In all seriousness, this is so NSFW that HR could probably fire you on the spot.

    [Via: Upvoted]

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    Your email

    Wait - you DO want to Google this. It's helpful.