Danny Wallace

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    Danny Wallace on the art of leaving a Christmas do early

    “I act like i’m keen to mingle, and then I just go to the pub or for a burrito”

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    Danny Wallace on the downsides of dining alone

    "People will think, 'Look at that strange man eating alone at 5pm"

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    Danny Wallace on how to fix broken Britain

    "We were struck by just how inventive, inclusive and artistic we are"

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    Danny Wallace on analysing future predictions

    "I like reading about the futures that never came"

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    Danny Wallace on the difficulty of giving away freebies

    I don’t need this pen. it’s a free hotel one. but still, it’s mine

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    How to do luxury properly, according to Danny Wallace

    "You ever held a really good paperclip? You notice when you do"

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    Why running is only for chumps

    "What was I thinking? Who runs? Where do they think they’re going?"

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  • Danny Wallace on why "boys will be boys" is not a valid excuse
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    Danny Wallace on why "boys will be boys" is not a valid excuse

    "It puts the blame on women for not appreciating the epic bants"

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    Danny Wallace and the great crispy duck debacle of 2018

    "Why complicate things?"

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  • Danny Wallace encounters the deadly 'Danger Ball'
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    Danny Wallace encounters the deadly 'Danger Ball'

    Oh God. Oh my God this is the Danger Ball.

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