Danny Wallace

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    Danny Wallace presents to you: a life-changing fact

    "The person I mention it to is blown away"

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace builders
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    Danny Wallace on the perils of being over-friendly to workmen

    "I’m straight back in their faces, offering them biscuits"

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace party
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    Danny Wallace on the difficulties of warning neighbours about a party

    "Dear neighbour, I promise I'm not a weirdo"

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace on how to deal with unwritten rule breakers
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    Danny Wallace on how to deal with unwritten rule breakers

    All I can think is, “How do you get people sent to the Hague?”

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace on being ambushed by a stranger with a joke
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    Danny Wallace on being ambushed by a stranger with a joke

    "Perhaps he wanders all day, delivering hit-and-run dad jokes"

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace Pride
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    Why we need a Straight Pride Month (according to Danny Wallace)

    "I have come to realise that a Straight Pride march is a terrific idea"

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace on the problem with not replying to emails
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    Danny Wallace on the problem with not replying to emails

    "I call him two emails Terry. Except his name's not Terry"

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace on the pressure of opening a train door
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    Danny Wallace on sharing too much with a stranger on a train

    "He’s in me. Him and his pasty"

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    Dave Fawbert
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  • Danny Wallace explains what Russia's World Cup mascot is really telling us 1
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    Danny Wallace explains what Russia's World Cup mascot is really telling us

    Zabivaka might look like an innocent wolf, but there's more to him than meets the eye

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    Danny Wallace
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  • Danny Wallace on realising that your oldest friend can still shock you
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    Danny Wallace on realising that your oldest friend can still shock you

    What did you just say Colin?

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    Danny Wallace
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