Look, your five-a-side team has been talking and - sit down for this, take a deep breath - it might be time to treat yourself to a new football shirt.
Not that there's anything wrong with the Bradford City 1991 away kit. Or the fact that it's way too small for you, and rides up over your belly button. And they've all gotten used to the smell, so that's not a problem.
They just think you deserve to treat yourself. And to that end, you should probably point your gaze towards this newly released football-inspired collab between Japanese brand A Bathing Ape (BAPE) and sportswear giants Puma.
The little stunner is set to hit Japanese stores tomorrow, which means you may want to check out eBay fairly soon after if you want one for your sports bag.
Is this the nicest football kit ever? No. This is. But it's a damn good attempt. There's also a matching pair of trainers, which you can check out below...