When you hear the words ‘romper with Kim Jong-un’s face on’, how do you picture it in your mind?
Whatever it is, however twisted your imagination might be, the reality is somehow worse.
The romper, available from getonfleek.com, will make you throw up in your mouth a bit. That’s not an exaggeration, and don’t say you weren’t warned.
No, really, are you ready?
OK, here goes.
As things stand, the $79.99 monstrosity carries just one user review, from ‘Rik’, who claims: “This is getting me laid like a boss”.
We can only assume the Rik in question is the Ricicles mascot Captain Rik, because (a) It could double as an astronaut’s suit and (b) The North Korean leader probably shipped one direct to him so he could say with justification that he was visible from space.
Anyway, back to the main event. It really has everything: the positioning of the mouth in the crotch area like some nightmarish venus fly trap. The buttons giving Kim’s nose an impressive sheen. The frankly unnecessary eyebrow detail.
We can only hope this is the first in a lengthy series of world leader apparel. Other suggestions include Jeremy Corbyn gardening gloves, Emmanuel Macron football boots and a Vladimir Putin radiation suit.