There are certain things about yourself that you can never truly know. What your voice actually sounds like outside your own head. How profoundly annoying you are when you’re pissed. And, most importantly: how good, or bad, you are at sex.
Don’t worry though: answer JUST SEVEN questions and we can tell you exactly what you’re like. With total accuracy.
? Warning ?: this quiz is very obviously NSFW, unless your screen faces a wall or you work either in Spearmint Rhino or somewhere that you are allowed to look at a big picture of a clitoris at your desk.