OK, we get it, you live in London.
Honestly, you don’t need to keep going on about it. It’s been 10 years.
But here’s the thing. You say you’re just ‘a Londoner’, but you haven’t realised how each part of the city has its own very identifiable characteristics?
Don’t believe us? OK, how’s this for starters. We’ll give you 10 multiple choice questions, you’ll answer them, and when that’s all taken care of we’ll tell you where you live.
It really is that easy.
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