The internet owes itself to people with too much time on their hands, to the people who think 'that's weird, let's try it'. One such person is whoever came up with the idea for Time Is A Flat Circus, a tumblr that takes quotes from True Detective and matches them to cartoon strips for The Family Circus (it's a classic in America).
So you get cute little kids in onesies telling their kindly old grandma that "Death created time to grow the things that it would kill". It's sort of adorable, and also deeply disturbing.
So that's nice and bleak for everyone. You can find more at the Time Is A Flat Circus tumblr.