This infographic can show you how to be the perfect hipster, to the letter. (Or do we mean, 'to the latte'?)
Every aspect of life on the frontiers of cool - from facial hair to fixed-gear bicycles - is listed in this handy A to Z of hipsterdom, courtesy of illustrator Michael Mahaffey.
This excellent print was created last year, but was recently unearthed. We particularly enjoy the entries for I (so meta) and X.
And remember, it's important to retain a sense of humour when dealing with the bearded guardians of cool.
If you have been affected by any of the entries below, or by issues surrounding hipsters and fashionistas, please Instagram a picture of a cake immediately.