We know - it does sound a bit like the Heimlich manoeuvre.
The only thing this dream of a motorcycle has in common with Henry Heimlich’s famed windpipe-unblocking technique is that also it'll take your breath away.
Kangaroo suede café racer-inspired seat? Check. Oversized gloss and fuel tank? Check. Bespoke sub frame and repositioned footpeg? All the design touches you never even knew existed find themselves present for this working concept, brought to life by custom motorcycle outfit Deus Ex Machina.
And as you’d expect for anything to bear the name BMW, there’s plenty of power to this daring design too, boasting an increased fuel load and rear wheel capable of 110 hp.
Cost enquires for a custom build can be directed here, and unless you know what the hell that end of that last paragraph meant, you might want to stick to something more reasonably priced for now.