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The rudest map of the UK you will ever see

The rudest map of the UK you will ever see

The rudest map of the UK you will ever see
16 November 2015

"Next stop, Tickle Cock Bridge."

Along with the ability to drink six cups of tea in a single day and not be considered a crazy person, one other great advantage of living in Britain is regularly tittering at inadvertently rude place names.

In this regard we really are spoilt for choice…

Hardly surprising really: we’ve been naming things on this island for hundreds of years. And paying ode to just how chuckle-worthy some of these places are, here comes a list of the best of them, smartly compiled into map form.

Laid out by the fittingly named Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick – and don’t worry, there are giggles aplenty - 1,4000 of the sassiest streets and towns have been included in the poster which are available from the website with delivery.

With any luck addressed to:

Spunkie, 
East Breast, 
The Paps,
Scotland