Despite traditionally being viewed as man's best friend, often entrusted with our safety and well-being, dogs have slowly transformed into a popular whipping boy, given their reliably good nature.
While cats continue to smirk along with the rest of us, dogs offer themselves up as jesters. Over and over again.
Which brings us to the Dog Riders Pet Costumes.
Quite possibly the pinnacle of dog humiliation, each harness makes it seem as if your loving pet has a passenger on his or her back. They're here just in time for Halloween, the least favourite holiday of dogs.
You can buy them from Amazon if you so wish.