Mind how you dunk with this ludicrously lavish mini basketball apparatus.
For this piece of office-friendly equipment is a class above the silver knocking balls you find bouncing along on executive desks, and, as you can tell, offers a different sort of ball-game entirely.
Featuring a 24-karat gold-plated breakaway rim and backed by a black maple backboard, the corner-office friendly Killspencer Indoor Basketball Kit may just been the best reason for time wasting we’ve ever seen.
It's made to order and hand-crafted in LA, while anyone flush enough to order the £500 net and backboard will also have to stump up an additional £220 for the leather ball.
Well, unless you've got some really good paper - in black, ideally.