Still cursing the skies as the tenth carriage with someone’s face pressed against the glass chugs its way past your platform? You’re not alone.
As Southern Rail continues strike action around the south east, thousands of commuters are facing hellish journeys full of disruptions, delays, and overcrowding.
If you're unfortunate enough to be forced to use Southern Rail, read on for some brief respite from your pain. If you've never used Southern Rail - go thank your deity of preference, and then read on to find out what it's really all about.
When you have time to write poetry
My poem to southern rail— T (@faceinthenews) December 7, 2016
O - jokeman
U - company
T - with
H - frequent
E - delays
R - and
N - cancellations
We hope they're kidding
I'd throw the owner of Southern Rail on the tracks, but I doubt a train will ever come to hit him— Undesirable No.1 (@dizkreet) December 12, 2016