Half a roast chicken, medium, macho peas, and peri-peri-perishing, perishing and dying in a world without Nando's.
This is Britain's future, at least if you're one of the substantial numbers of people who fell for a spoof article about the chicken chain closing down after Brexit. This is despite the fact that said-spoof featured the line: "If the British people vote out then every individual chicken we import will have to have its own passport and a visa. It simply cannot be done."
Far be it from us to laugh at anyone*, but these distraught tweets offer a little humour amid today's monumental news about Brexit, David Cameron's resignation, and the plummeting of the pound.
*But you can laugh. A lot.
This guy really has a grasp on global history
What carnage have I woken up to? Nando's is closing. This is apocalyptic stuff.— 5 (@tomhannah1) June 24, 2016
This girl knows why our grandparents fought in WW2
In all fairness, this would be a monumental waste
really hope this a lie about closing nandos, i'm one away from a whole chicken 😭— Ashley (@1AshleyJordan) June 24, 2016