Criticising Sepp Blatter is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. So, why bother? Much better to let him be himself.
Take last night. At the FIFA world player of the year (Ballon d’Or) ceremony in Zurich, the FIFA president hilariously cavorted with Shakira as they walked onstage to present an award.
We all know the man has, ermmm, challenging attitudes towards the opposite sex, but his attempts at dancing with the Colombian singer were just plain embarrassing.
We wonder what Shakira’s boyfriend, Barcelona ace Gerard Pique, who was in the audience, made of it all?