If ShortList were a professional footballer, and it's still very much on the cards, we'd want to play for a team called Flamengo and we'd want to play next to a man named Ronaldinho.
The reason being that the goofy Brazilian has showcased his superhuman soccer skills once more, this time during training.
Watch on as the former Barcelona man scores from behind the goal. Yeah, you heard.
(Main image: Rex)