We always knew we were never likely to be millionaires but now we know for sure that the closest we’ll ever get is a crumpled up lottery ticket. That’s because, to be a millionaire, you have to get up at 5am. And no amount of money or power is worth that.
The most revealing piece of information is that Mark Zuckerberg apparently wears the same t-shirt every single day. Come on Mark, they do five t-shirts for three quid down Primark.