Can somebody buy Morrissey a puppy? We’re starting to think his perpetual gloom might be caused by the ectoplasm in Ghostbusters II it's so off the chart.
Though let's be honest: if the Mancunian miserablist dodged as many Dictaphones as he has done Big Macs, the world would be a far more boring place. He doesn't just give both barrels - he finishes the job off with a shot to the head, taking aim at whoever and whatever he likes.
So, with news that the singer has been having a pop at anyone who uses crowdfunding, we thought we’d see if you can guess who or what the unfortunate recipients of these hilarious put-downs are.