As Clarksonphobia reaches absurd levels, we'd like to try and calm things down a notch by flagging up this chucklesome pic of JC, James May and, brilliantly, Richard Hammond looking super tiny.
Caption it below, and the best one gets a prize. We don't know what it is yet. It's probably rubbish, but it could be brilliant*.
Oh and keep the captions clean. You won't get past our incredibly strict censor, ironically.
(*It'll be rubbish)