We asked some of the brightest minds on the planet
Forget love, get a transit
"One of the most effective ways of finding out you haven’t won an award is when they read someone else’s name out"
This bit is amazing, PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND WATCH IT
No one likes a bill quibbler
Not too young, not too old, just right
Don't even START it until 31 January
You think I want to know how good other people's lives are?
"Those words. Free gift. They shoot straight through you. Hook you. Pull you in"
BLUE. MONDAY. IS. NOT. A. THING
We aren't going far enough
Forget Burger King, Wimpy is where it's at
We imagined what Trump would think of each of them
Your love life doesn't have to stress you out
This is what makes Britain great
There's an important reason LGBT+ like to party at Christmas
It has nothing to do with biceps
His latest comments are beyond ridiculous
An open bar isn't a free pass
"I can’t carry a spatula into a kebab house"
Including fires, pregnancies and the British Transport Police
What are the rules?
Leave your mark (or Dave, or Steve, or Helen) on the world
Santa's not built for 2017, he needs an upgrade
Getting a nice tan and a few extra Instagram followers or killing myself trying to keep pace with a market that actively hates me? Tricky one...
Whoever you support, it's hard to argue this country is working for its poorest citizens
Danny Wallace on why he's glad he's not a 10/10
It's everyone's job to forcefully challenge those who need to be challenged
The possibilities are endless
This could have been a moment to actually stand for something
How many sherries could he realistically handle?
It's 2017, you know?
The more stains the better
FIRE UP THE WHATSAPP GROUP WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS BABY
Prepare to have your dreams shattered
This 'antidote to the poison of political correctness' is dangerous and wrong
Pop stars and actors are always changing their name. Should you?
The inspiring boys boxing their way back from the horrors of Grenfell
The mid-life crisis is but one of many
We're looking at you Stormzy, Jack Maynard and Zoella
“You’ve got wine and someone’s in the shower and you’re watching DIY SOS. Life’s pretty sweet.”
I'm actually not sorry at all
They need to know their actions have consequences
Into the dark heart of our obsession with the macabre
Sorry in advance
Remember at school, when a bruise was a badge of honour?
Or will a simple ghosting suffice?
Why your daily routine might be making you overstressed and dangerously under-rested
Still dream of becoming a footballer, astronaut or scriptwriter? It might not be too late