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Nude theft auto

The ruddy cheek of the man...

Nude theft auto

Who said that you need to be wearing clothes to steal all-terrain vehicles?

No one, that’s who.

Which is why a man was recently apprehended fleeing a stretch Hummer limousine following a 30-mile chase with police in Irving, California, in the knack.

"He's come to a stop, he's bailed," said an officer over the radio as the pursuit reached its climax, suddenly adding: "He's naked!"

Helicopters and patrol cars pursed the nude thief, after which he sprang from the vehicle and made a run for it.

He was eventually wrestled to the ground by dogs.

It's has not become subsequently clear why the man was nude, but we say if it feels good, do it.

Via Sky News