We all know that searching for a job, particularly in the current economic climate, can be a soul-crushing experience.
Hundreds of letters out, perhaps a few interviews, and a lot of "we'll call yous" - but they never do.
One man, Lewis Kenny, decided to channel his frustration by rewriting Eminem's 2000 stalker classic Stan to describe his job-hunting experiences, and it's rather brilliant. We hope Lewis is at least applying for writing jobs, as that's clearly where his talents lie.
Here's the original to compare. And remember a time when Dido was cool. Did you know she released a fourth album in 2013? We did not. As you were.