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John Travolta no longer looks like John Travolta and it’s freaking out the Internet

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  • John Travolta no longer looks like John Travolta and it’s freaking out the Internet

    Super duper cool dude...

    The guy was once a certified badass and smooth talking cool dude. His powers stemming from his drawling delivery, his thick Velcro like hair and his sinkhole-esque chin dimple. He was a god damn dude.

    But sadly no more. Sadly, in recent years it would appear that his face has morphed into a melted waxwork of Burt Reynolds dressed as Chase Crawford auditioning for a role in a new musical as a slightly aged Donald Trump (Fig. 1) and it’s freaking us right out.

  • John Travolta no longer looks like John Travolta and it’s freaking out the Internet 1

    Fig. 1

    This face, this man that's using John Travolta's name to star as Robert Shapiro in the People Vs OJ Simpson, is turning our world upside down.

    Please, for the love of god can somebody confirm that this is just the work of an overzealous make-up and wardrobe department and that ol’Travolta hasn’t really decided to channel the likeness of an an old mushroom injected with botox and rolled around in hair. 

    Say it aint so John, because we’re not the only ones that have noticed.

  • John Travolta no longer looks like John Travolta and it’s freaking out the Internet 2

    And the befuddled...

    Please explain, John, please?

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Jordan is the Deputy Editor of ShortList Magazine. A greying Yorkshireman in London with a passing interest in sleight of hand. He was once ‘air-head-butted’ by Willem Dafoe and it was as terrifying as you’d imagine. Follow Jordan on Twitter: @JordanFWaller

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