Last night, the most intriguing and mysterious event of the General Election campaign so far took place.
Labour leader Ed Miliband was photographed leaving Russell Brand's London home at around 10pm.
The British press have spent the day speculating as to just what the pair were getting up to. Is this evidence of a secret tryst? Or is it something more sinister?
More importantly, what kind of a big night in ends at 10pm? Unless... maybe they'd been up all night from the night before? The pair of nutters!
Fortunately, we at ShortList had the foresight to send a photographer round to Russ's flat to take some snaps of what was going down.
Our workie has just got back from Snappy Snaps with the processed roll of film, meaning we can finally reveal to the world just what the hell this sneaky pair were up to.
Prepare to have your minds blown.
The night kicked off with a light brainstorming session...
...before Ed gave Razzer a right smashing at FIFA.
Then they rounded off the night with a quick game of wiff-waff against some local West Ham fans.
So, you see, there really was nothing much going on inside that flat. Nothing much at all...