Donald Trump keeps his ties together with scotch tape, ffs

Oh come on, Donald.

The ‘most powerful man in the world’ tapes his ties together. With scotch tape. Instead of just using a damn tie clip.

Donald Trump’s hair will vouch for the fact the wind is not his friend:

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— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 3, 2017

But as he disembarked Air Force One at Orlando International Airport on Friday, a breeze exposed another of his abominations:

Sure, Trump isn’t a bastion of fashion. You just need to look at his suits to see that.

But what does this say about him? That he’s even more of a charlatan than we thought.

Also that a guy who has nuclear codes hasn’t figured out how to wear a tie properly.

It’s not even the first time he’s done it.

He. Taped. His. Tie. Together. At. His. Inauguration.

And also in the days following his inauguration, when he strayed from his signature red tie to a striped one. But still couldn’t find a tie tack.

Tbh, that tape is probably the strongest thing holding this presidency together.