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Chilling monkey brains bowl

Ah, dessert! Vanilla custard topped with strawberry sauce! Or, in the interests of dramatic effect, monkey brains.

Now you too can unsettle the stomachs of dinner guests a la Temple of Doom with your very own primate platter - a Monkey Brain Bowl.

The perfect serving vessel for rejuvenating stale dinner party conversations, freaking out far-sighted guests or capping off an Indiana Jones marathon, this novelty skull contains a removal bowl for ease of cleaning (though finding a monkey head in the dishwasher is a joke that never gets old).

Available for £34.99 from Firebox.com, we implore you not to seek out any online merchants dealing in primate parfait to complete the ensemble.