Forget your stereotypes about the Irish and their penchant for a tipple. Such slurs would appear more accurately levelled at the Luxembourgeois.
This glass-draining infographic comes courtesy of Mediaworks, who have scoured the dingiest, stickiest recesses of the internet to calculate who orders the biggest round in Europe.
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