In a move that Donald Trump would no doubt denounce as “SAD!”, Amazon are currently selling toilet rolls with a collection of his very best/worst tweets printed all over them.
Picture the scene: you’ve just dropped what can only be described as a monster in the can, and after mindlessly scrolling through countless memes on your Facebook timeline for what ends up being close to 20 minutes, you decide it’s time to get out of there. You reach for the toilet roll, and just as you’re about to tear, BAM:
Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017
You chuckle, probably sigh a bit, have a good old wipe, and turn once again to your custom Trump-enthused bog roll...
Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2014
Still anyone, anyone who was was lucky enough to register a successful order can look forward to tweets old and new from the President. Among some of the all-timers shown in the promotional image are:
The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2013
AGAIN, TO OUR VERY FOOLISH LEADER, DO NOT ATTACK SYRIA - IF YOU DO MANY VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN & FROM THAT FIGHT THE U.S. GETS NOTHING!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2013
Don’t get too excited about a UK release, but if it happens we’ll make sure you’re the first to know.
(Lead image: Amazon)