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13 brutally honest Valentine’s Day cards your loved one needs

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Emily Badiozzaman
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Despite feeling like we’ve only just got over one holiday of forced fun, Valentine’s Day is about to arrive armed with an anticipation of deep declarations of love and at least a good excuse for a fancy dinner.

But walk down a card aisle and the only feelings you’re sure to catch are ones of nausea. Garish red cards with gushy messages that you would never, ever say out of self-respect will have you thinking your partner will leave you if you get them one rather than cement your relationship status.

In the interest of not selling your soul, here are some alternative options that relay your realness and won’t leave either of you cringing:

For the couple who scroll together

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For someone who isn’t sick of Trump

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For those who like to Netflix and chill

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For the cynic

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For someone with an imagination

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For the anti-consumerist 

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For the right-swipers

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For The Walking Dead fan

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For the confessor

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For someone who’s not the average Joe

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For the grumpy but soft

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For the punny

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For those who CBA

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For the Game of Thrones fan who is not of many words

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Emily Badiozzaman

Emily is a freelance writer for Shortlist.com. She covers breaking news, entertainment, style and lifestyle for the site. When she’s not writing, she can usually be found eating and drinking or thinking about food and drinking. Follow Emily on Twitter: @ebadiozzaman 

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