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13 times the words "not actual size" ripped out our hearts and stomped on them

13 times the words "not actual size" ripped out our hearts and stomped on them

13 times the words "not actual size" ripped out our hearts and stomped on them

There are three words in the English language that when placed together are crueler than any others.

"Guacamole costs extra."

This article isn't about those words, though. In fact, we probably shouldn't have mentioned them.

This article is about things-that-look-like-they're-one-size-being-another-size; it's about disappointment; it's about the day you became a man.