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This is What Happens When You Take 35 Viagra in One Go

36-year-old plasterer Daniel Medforth, from Withernsea in Yorkshire, decided - for reason simply beyond us - that it would be 'a laugh' to take 35 viagra when he was at a friend's house last bank holiday Monday (we've all done it).

Surprisingly, the effect was disastrous: he became sick, dizzy, started hallucinating not to mention the ache of a massive erection that wouldn't properly back down for an absolutely incredible five days.

He told The Sun: "Everything I saw was green. And I had a massive erection that would not go away. It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life."

He eventually told his wife who presumably was worried about the fact that her husband seemed to be perpetually aroused by inanimate objects. She called an ambulance and he was kept in hospital for several days while the effects wore off.

"The paramedics were very professional but you could see they were trying not to laugh. The doctors and nurses told me off. Fortunately my wife has forgiven me and I realise I have been very, very lucky."

Word of advice Daniel: next time you fancy a laugh try cat videos on Youtube or something.

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