On the one hand: they're very cool.
On the other: ceramic guts and spines.
Zombie garden gnomes are now available on the Revenant FX Etsy page, which is owned by a group of Canadian artists who are obsessed with horror.
Inspired by everyone's favourite Zombie movies, they're aiming to to “bring the undead to life, one gnome at a time”. And you know what? They're succeeding.
They're a little pricier than your regular, sunnier gnome, however, as they're currently going for £42 each. Still, that's a small price to pay to make sure your neighbours never pop round for a cuppa ever again.