Pakistan's Telecommunications Authority has banned more than 1,600 words for being offensive, from being used is SMS, starting right now.
The blacklist contains 1,109 English and 586 Urdu words an there are some surprises in there. "Condom", "intercourse" and "breast" have been given the boot, but the real odd inclusions are 'Monkey Crotch' and 'Glazed Donut'.
Check them out:
Flogging the dolphin
Wuutang (a presumed reference to American rap group the Wu-Tang Clan)
Go to hell
The full, NSFW list is here.