When it comes to bumper stickers, we're generally believers in 'less is more'.
And when we say less we really mean not actually existing in the first place. Hoping to amuse/enrage your fellow drivers with an attempt at wit, they usually just do the latter.
But if you're going to make a grand statement on your car, you'd better make sure it's actually true.
Take this poor, deluded driver from New York. He crashed and flipped his Nissan Altima at the weekend after losing a high-speed showdown with a guardrail. After being pulled from the wreckage, officials noticed a rather ironic bumber sticker reading "Why am I the only person on the planet who knows how to drive?"
Luckily, no other cars were involved and his injuries weren't life-threatening. Except to his ego.
(Image: Rex Features)