Considering the pain associated with stepping onto LEGO, it’s only logical to assume imagine hell itself is actually built on carefully upturned pieces of the plastic toy.
Indeed: blocky; dangerous; notably not edible – outside of those snot-nosed younger siblings rushed to A&E for swallowing one whole, any right-minded person will have never associated the toy with an appetising aesthetic, and yet here we are, bringing you news of burgers shaped like LEGO in a chain in the Philippines.
Evidently, it’s the sort of joint set to draw as many adults doped up on nostalgia as it is children, making it a winner in our eyes. Now we just await news of a UK operation.
McDonald’s must be bricking it.